dewey vs. mary vs. the universe!!!!!!: day 7

day 7 - dinner

mary: panda express catering = plate full of orange chicken, mixed veggies, noodles and that.

dewey: nothing yet

LATER

mary: 2 fortune cookies and some kettle corn

one fortune cookie read: a distant romance will soon begin to flourish

dewey: (throughout the night snacking) kool aid, kettle corn, 2 chocolate chip granola bars and 3 slices of bread

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why this blog?

for years we have been intrigued by dewey's eating habits. he either just eats cheese and chocolate, or nothing at all.

no vegetables.

no fruit even.

mary wollenzien (a close friend of dewey's) has been reported saying, "I can't believe dewey can even function, it's a modern day miracle and it perturbs me greatly, however... he will probably outlive us all!"

then goes on to say, "I'll be darned if he's allowed in the celestial kingdom with his eating habits!"

with this sort of vehement oposition, we had to document her eating habits too. in my humble opinion dewey's diet isn't that weird, and mary can eat just as horribly... that's how this blog was created.

now the public (you) can decide! vote on who you think has the strangest/grossest eating habits by clicking on who you think will die first.

we will see, happy voting,

whitney.

day 7 - dinner

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why this blog?

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