for years we have been intrigued by dewey's eating habits. he either just eats cheese and chocolate, or nothing at all.
no vegetables.
no fruit even.
mary wollenzien (a close friend of dewey's) has been reported saying, "I can't believe dewey can even function, it's a modern day miracle and it perturbs me greatly, however... he will probably outlive us all!"
then goes on to say, "I'll be darned if he's allowed in the celestial kingdom with his eating habits!"
with this sort of vehement oposition, we had to document her eating habits too. in my humble opinion dewey's diet isn't that weird, and mary can eat just as horribly... that's how this blog was created.
now the public (you) can decide! vote on who you think has the strangest/grossest eating habits by clicking on who you think will die first.
5 comments:
whitney, there is nothing normal about his diet. NOTHING
mary, your egg creation sounds too healthy to be real, I think you are cheating!
I am a very normal boy and yes, your eating at home is way bogus. So cheating and so cheap and you are just being bogus, Mary.
i'm not cheating at all. I eat healthy things all the time. I'm a big fan of fruits and veggies, just like i'm a big fan of some junk foods.
I refuse to believe this post, and will not vote. . A gallon?
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